Tuesday, February 9, 2010

The Chosen Race...


My speech is entitled "Ginger Kids". Children with red hair, light skin, and freckles. We've all seen them. On the playground, at the store, walking on the streets. They creep us out, and make us sick to our stomachs. I'm talking, of course, about Ginger kids.

Ginger kids are born with a disease, which causes very light skin, red hair and freckles.

This disease is called "Gingervitis". Kids who have Gingervitis cannot be cured.

Ginger kids must avoid the sun.

Some people have red hair, but not light skin and freckles. These people are called daywalkers.

In conclusion, I wil leave you with this. If you think that the ginger problem is not a serious one... think again!

Claims have been made that "Gingers Do Have Souls"....
Check it out for yourself....

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